HDFC na malik
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Teacher: Chintu tara pappa su kare che ?
Chintu: HDFC na malik che..
Teacher: Wah Saras ! HDFC no matlab su thay ?
Chintu: Hiralal Dabeli & Farsan Center
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Bapu Passport kadhava gya
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Bapu Passport kadhava gya:

Office man: what is your name ?
Bapu: Vanubha

Office man: Provide us your PAN details,
Bapu: Banarasi, Jado chuno, Bhino katho, 120, Kachi patri mukhvas
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Bapu sarpanch bani gya
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Bapu sarpanch bani gya etle ghare party rakhi
DJ: Bapu keva geet vagadu ?
Bapu: 2-4 sara vagadi de ne bhaila
baki to pidhela che etle Generator na avaj par pan nachse
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1 Jamano hato
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Father: 1 Jamano hato k
Hu 10 rupiya ma Kariyanu, Shak, Dudh ane Nasto badhu lai avto….

Sone: Have evu na thay Papa,
have to badhe CCTV Camera lagela che
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Chintu no Accident Thayo
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Chintu ane Montu no Accident Thayo…

Chintu: Me Headlight dekhadi ne tane side ma javanu kidhu,
Montu: Haltino tha ne have, Wiper chalu karine me na to padi hati
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USA java mate
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Bapu Calls Airport:
Rajkot thi USA java mate ketlo Samay Lagse ??

Receptionist: Just 1 min. sir…

Bapu Disconnect call and says:

Pine bethi lage che
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Virus nathi jato
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Ek Divas Bhagwane Manas nu Magaj Saaf kari nakhyu..
pa6i pu6yu !

Manas teni Patni nu Naam bolyo…

Bhagwan: Salu Format maryu toy Virus nathi jato

Ref :http://gujarati-sms.blogspot.in/search/label/gujarati%20jokes