Dimag Ki Batti Jala De…

HDFC na malik
———————
Teacher: Chintu tara pappa su kare che ?
Chintu: HDFC na malik che..
Teacher: Wah Saras ! HDFC no matlab su thay ?
Chintu: Hiralal Dabeli & Farsan Center
———————-

Bapu Passport kadhava gya
———————————–
Bapu Passport kadhava gya:

Office man: what is your name ?
Bapu: Vanubha

Office man: Provide us your PAN details,
Bapu: Banarasi, Jado chuno, Bhino katho, 120, Kachi patri mukhvas
———————————-

Bapu sarpanch bani gya
——————————
Bapu sarpanch bani gya etle ghare party rakhi
DJ: Bapu keva geet vagadu ?
Bapu: 2-4 sara vagadi de ne bhaila
baki to pidhela che etle Generator na avaj par pan nachse
————————————-
1 Jamano hato
—————————
Father: 1 Jamano hato k
Hu 10 rupiya ma Kariyanu, Shak, Dudh ane Nasto badhu lai avto….

Sone: Have evu na thay Papa,
have to badhe CCTV Camera lagela che
————————————————-
Chintu no Accident Thayo
——————————————-
Chintu ane Montu no Accident Thayo…

Chintu: Me Headlight dekhadi ne tane side ma javanu kidhu,
Montu: Haltino tha ne have, Wiper chalu karine me na to padi hati
—————————————–
USA java mate
—————————————-
Bapu Calls Airport:
Rajkot thi USA java mate ketlo Samay Lagse ??

Receptionist: Just 1 min. sir…

Bapu Disconnect call and says:

Pine bethi lage che
————————–
Virus nathi jato
——————————–

Ek Divas Bhagwane Manas nu Magaj Saaf kari nakhyu..
pa6i pu6yu !

Manas teni Patni nu Naam bolyo…

Bhagwan: Salu Format maryu toy Virus nathi jato


 

Ref :http://gujarati-sms.blogspot.in/search/label/gujarati%20jokes

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Prashant Pandya View All →

I am a full-stack engineer whose passion lies in building great products while enabling others to perform their roles more effectively. I have architect and built horizontally scalable back-ends; distributed RESTful API services; and web-based front-ends with modern, highly interactive Ajax UIs.

I deal with:

Techniques
Web applications
Distributed architecture
Parsers, compilers
Mobile First, Responsive design
Test-driven development

Using technologies :

+ASP.NET,C#,VB.NET,C++,MS SQL,ADO.NET,WCF ,MVC,Web API
+Java, JAX-RS, JavaScript, Node.js
+Ajax, JSON, HTML5, CSS3
+Mac OS X, Linux, Windows
+Android,iOS
+PhoneGap

My Qualities ,I believe :

Self-directed and passionate
Meticulous yet pragmatic
Leadership skills, integrity

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